Remember when Senator McCain was telling anyone who would listen that he would fight for the vote of every young American?

Well, it seems that Republican strategists think another strategy may be, well, more helpful to the GOP. Here is what they are saying at the RNC Convention about your likelihood to vote. From the Washington Times

Republicans can keep young voters who support Democratic nominee Barack Obama at home by giving their young relatives and friends gift cards to iTunes and Starbucks that are good only on Nov. 4, election day.

“That’s the only way to keep them away from the polls,” said Kellyanne Conway, president of The Polling Company, during a breakfast with the delegates at their hotel near the University of Minnesota.

I will have you know Ms. Conway that I think you are totally right. Please send as many ITunes and Starbucks gift cards to our office as you can round up. I promise I will hand them out to all the Young Democrats I know. This will SURELY keep them from voting. You can reach us at:

910 17th Street, NW
Suite 215
Washington, DC 20006

I prefer the ITunes to the Starbucks, personally — but whatever you can get.